Alcohol. Friend or Foe? It really depends on the next day hangover, really.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra

Good ol' Blue Eyes is right. What is it about a good drink that gets you randy for just a sip more? Guess who celebrated her 24th birthday last night? I had myself a piss-up. I was chuffed to bits the whole bloody day. *Both words are British slang. Piss-up meaning heavy round of drinking & Chuffed meaning very pleased*
Sound Advice for Drinkers Part 1
Sound Advice for Drinkers Part 2
Here are the various "DRUNKEN" stages we've all encountered at one point or another: (Also found on some metal coasters I've given as a Christmas present.) *insert shout out here* ;)

1. Sober
Sober, Adj. Possessed of iron will, but often lacking a sense of humor. Helpful with cleaning up, finding cd's and giving rides home. Probably in need of several stiff drinks!

2. Buzzed
Buzzed, Adj. Suffering from vision, hearing & speech impairment, with an insatiable appetite for wings or nachos. Possessing an illogical belief that he/she is gorgeous despite dribbling and slobbering.

3. Wasted
Wasted, Adj. Invincible but incapable. Suffering from extreme loss of balance, co-ordination and sex appeal. Liable to sleep anywhere. Babbling incoherently with loss of most bodily functions.

4. Hung-over
Hung-over, Adj. Suffering from near death like state, often catatonic and always with a pounding headache. Unbalanced with no sense of humor. Needs total silence and another drink!

Apparently I'm all about good drink & good times. :)