Don't touch me there Daddy...

I'm this damn excited about the improv show tonight...

Be there. DC Improv. Doors open at 7, show starts at 8:30pm. See Liezel perform like an idiot on stage. I know, not much of a difference off stage. Kiss my ass.

To all the bitches calling/texting/e-mailing me at 9am this morning about tickets... BITE ME.

I sent mass e-mail reminders eons ago. Ya lousy 'effin procrastinators!! ;)

I'll see you bitches tonight. And Go.

P.S. Bowling Leagues are the fruits of the devil. Due to "league" night, my family can't find friggin substitutes to come to the show. I swear, my family is so damn Asian sometimes. If there were "pocket size" karaoke machines, they'd buy them wholesale. Along with hits from the 70s & 80s:


1. Kool And The Gang - Cherish
2. The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother
3. Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now
4. Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons - Working My Way Back To You
5. Jefferson Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
6. Katrina & The Waves - Walking On Sunshine
7. Banarama - Venus
8. Dr Hook - Sharing The Night Together
9. Peter Allen - I Go To Rio
10. Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
11. Rose Tattoo - We Can't Be Beaten
12. Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger
13. Tina Arena - Chains
14. Dr Hook - Walk Right In
15. Fairground Attraction - Perfect
16. The Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian
17. Huey Lewis & The News - Hip To Be Square
18. The Polie - Every Breath You Take
19. Toni Childs/Jimmy Cliff - Many Rivers To Cross
20. Celine Dion - Ain't No Mountain High Enough

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