It is a far, far better thing...
...That I'm not walking on catwalks in Milan. ;)
But I do I have one thing to say:
"sachey, chantey, chantey, chantey, chantey chantey chantey"
Work! (turn to the left)
Work! (now turn to the right)
Work! (sachey chantey)
Here are some fun pics from the photo shoot I had two weekends ago. Thanks to a wonderful photographer, it was a fun shoot. (Can't wait to see the shots when they're done.) These are the "fun" ones that I made faces or decided NOT to look at the camera. Way to waste film, Liezel. Hey, that's how I "roll".
Found something funny online: Enjoy. (Think I found a new way to keep lean. Read on)
Hey Fat Americans, Trying to Lose Those Holiday Pounds?
Well, Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe would like to help. According to the London Times Zimbabwe's new "Obesity Tourism Strategy" aims to "bring in obese tourists from overseas so that they can shed pounds doing manual labour on land seized from white farmers."
The Times quotes a government newspaper:
Tourists can provide labour for farms in the hope of shedding weight while enjoying the tourism experience... Tour organisers may promote this programme internationally and bring in tourists, while agriculturalists can employ the tourists as free farm labour.
The tourists can then top it all by flaunting their slim bodies on a sun-downer cruise on the Zambezi or surveying the majestic Great Zimbabwe ruins.”
The Times article notes that this outlandish strategy demonstraits "how far the Mugabe regime has descended into a fantasy world."
1 Comments:
(ROTFL) I'm going to Zimbabwe....see if I can burn off that ol' beer belly...
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