Uh oh... They've made another funny movie. Those bastards!!

*WARNING: MOVIE SPOILERS FROM TEAM AMERICA*

Possibly the greatest movie line ever:

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

Go see Team America: World Police. It'll do wonders for your anal warts. :)

It's not the greatest movie ever made. However, the soundtrack, the infamous sex scene, and the celebrity cameos make up for it's lack of movie sophistication. "Matt Damon..." I may have to see this movie again! (Think I am.) It wouldn't be the first time I've seen a movie twice at the theaters.

--Happy Voting! Now get your asses out there and vote!--

(Let's pray that this time tomorrow we'll know who won the presidential election.) I have my money on Ohio being the problem state this election. Let's not forget that the Redskins lost this past Sunday, too. Scroll down for an earlier post about the Redskins/Election myth.