Making a list, unchecking it triple times.

Santa Baby(My favorite Christmas song)

-Originally sung by Eartha Kitt (The Original Batwoman)

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

Apparently, Santa Claus is Eartha Kitt's sugar daddy. ;)


P.S. If anyone wants a good laugh during the holiday season, I recommend reading The book of bunny suicides by Andy Riley. The best "early" holiday present ever!! The illustrations are damned funny.

P.P.S. Who works Christmas Eve? Oh, I do. And yes, it's 6:34 a.m.

Hope everyone has a wonderful holiday. Enjoy. Be Merry. And for Christ's sake, put some pants on!