Saturday, June 26, 2004

The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.

To all who refer to New Jersey as the armpit of the USA:

I'll defend JERSEY till the day I die. I know all about it. The turnpike, the parkway, out of control drivers, diners galore, going to the "shore", jughandles, damn camaros, and the "no left" crap. You looking at me? Quit busting my chops. So just forget about it.

You Know You're from New Jersey When...
-You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.
-You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."
-Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.
-You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
-You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."
-You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.
-You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.
-The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.
-You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
-You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town. (northern nj,baby!)
-You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is.
-You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.
-You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
-And finally... You've never pumped your own gas.

"In Jersey, everythings legal as long as you don't get caught."
-Bob Dylan


Spanking the Monkey. What better way to enjoy a lovely Saturday afternoon? :)

Ferris Bueller's Day Off will be on heavy rotation on my dvd player. *Gearing up for my Chicago trip next month* My biggest fear is that I won't be able to crash a parade like Matthew Broderick successfully accomplished in the movie. Oh well. I'll just have to see the Sears Tower, Adler Planetarium, Wrigley Field, Second City, Art Institute of Chicago, and the Married...with Children fountain. At the beginning of each episode of the dysfunctional sitcom MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN on FOX 1987-97, a large fountain is shown spouting water into the air as Frank Sinatra sings the theme song "Love and Marriage." The fountain (modeled after the Versailles' Latona Basin Fountain in France) is actually the Clarence Buckingham Memorial Fountain. Dedicated in 1927, the fountain was a gift to the city of Chicago by Miss Kate Sturges Buckingham in memory of her brother Clarence. The fountain is located in Grant Park between Michigan Avenue and Lake Shore Drive in Chicago, Illinois.

I'll be in the windy city from July 29th-August 1st trying the best pizza and imitating Mike Ditka. Da Bears. Da Bulls.

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