Lesson #1: Musicology

Saturday Night. Prince. MCI CENTER. FanFUCKINtastic show.

Shout out to Mr. Shawn Westfall. (Insert kick ass gang sign while holding a 40 oz. of 'St Ides) Don't Be a Menace to D.C. While Drinking Your 40 in the Hood. It ain't gangsta if it ain't St Ides. Fun times, fun times. The man never ceases to amaze me. Honestly, just ask his friends. He calls them Herbie and Ernie. We call Shawn insane. :)

(More on the awesome show later. For now, my morning crisis will have to suffice) Closet full of clothes; yet, nothing to wear. Somedbody's got a case of the Monday's...

This dress excacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

Ugh, it's tough being a woman sometimes...

It's the first day of my new job. Wish me luck. I'll be at the Neelsville branch on the hill making minor duckets of a newfound job.

*Gosh darn my luck, I won't be able to get down to the Washington Convention Center to audition for American Idol 4. Um. No. *