Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Vincit omnia veritas.

Due to my exhaustion, (lack of blog writing inspiration, really ) I won't be posting a funny LIEZELism story and whatnot. At least not until I get my super strength back to its full potential. At the moment, I'm going to have to sum up my extremely ace weekend in Chicago with this wonderful picture. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Yet I can only think of one word when I view this digital masterpiece. DRUNKASS.



Scene of alleged drunkenness
Date: Friday July 30, 2004
Time: Half passed the monkeys ass, quarter to its balls
Location: Drunk Tank. Room 919, hotel in Rosemont, Illinois
Victim: Liezel aka DRUNKASS, sprawled in all her "glory".

I am such a liquor lush... :) Don't you dare judge me. I likey the drinky.

Liezel's drunk quotes of the evening:

"Make it stiff!"
"I like it stiff!"

The quotes are a result from my endless cry and insatiable thirst for neverending "stiff" drinks by Drunk Tank bartender Josh. I still can't believe you thought you could CUT ME OFF. *snicker* That's like telling an anorexic girl that she's going to win the pie eating contest. It's just not going to happen, man. Not going to happen.

I'll return to my blogging idiocy when I've exorcised the jetlag demons out of my body. My apologies if you wanted an update or a Liezelism chuckle. I do have tons to share with everyone. Just keep your damn pants on! I'll return with more drunken pictures and tons of stories. Promise.

I'm off to catch up on some "light" reading material given to me by the orientation bitches of Chevy Chase Bank. Send some love. Call, e-mail, instant message, or smoke signal my ass. It's good to be home. Until next time, blog on, bitches.