Au fait with much dismay

DC 101 was my radio station of choice when I heard Elliot (and the class) rambling on about current events. My morning Bethesda commute to work was bitch-slapped with disconcertion; however, it did make for an interesting ride to work.

600 lb Woman Grows to Couch, Dies

Filipino wedding guests eat victim

Honestly, I can't think of any other recent events more worthy of "made for tv" movies. Apart from my sick sense of humor lays an underlying saddening grace upon the human race. People will never cease to amaze the rest of the world with unusual, and often ill-mannered behavior. Richard Bey, Ricki Lake, and Donahue could have used these stories for higher ratings on their respected and cancelled talk shows.

As the Brits may say:

Oh well, it's horses for courses I suppose...

*Leezuhhl's Disavowal*: Fellow filipinos, couch potatoes, & talk show hosts.