Let's see if I've got this straight (*snicker*): Rick Perry (R)

Reported that Governor Perry's wife has left the Governor's Mansion in Austin. The alleged reason was that she found the governor in bed with another man. Rumored to have a gay affair, and... nothing.

Ahh-nuld Schwarzenegger (R), believed to have groped everything in California except a few renegade sea lions, and... nothing.

And now Jim McGreevey comes out and... all hell breaks loose, and he resigns. What's going on?

Oh, right: McGreevey is a (D). That's what.

:) I received this e-mail forward this morning. Enjoy:

What’s the New Jersey State bird? The swallow.
The New Jersey Turnpike has been renamed The Hershey Highway.
New Jersey has raised its terror alert level to lavender.
We know he doesn't like Bush, but this is ridiculous!
McGreevy’s not out of office yet but he’s already looking for another opening.

Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
What does McGreevey and the Isreali navy have in common? Jewish seamen.
The New Jersey DMV to now going to call a rear end accident a McGreevey
This gives a whole new meaning to stuffing the ballot box.
Star Ledger headline: “McGreevey Goes Down!”
It shouldn't take McGreevey long to vacate the governor’s mansion because his shit is already packed.

So, apparently my last blog didn't go too well with some of you. Hence, my posting of an e-mail forward this morning to lighten things up. I literally had 6 people bring up 6 different points of view in response to my post. Some replied with opinions, some with questions, and one sent an e-mail in regards to spirituality. The quotes, the environmental adaption, and the "acting" through life has thrown a few friends of mine up in a whirlwind. Fine. Let's revert back to tossing midgets and Breakfast Bitches 2, shall we? A lot of that blog was taken out of context. Like many times before, my ramblings will tend to be a bit off. (Like my mental stability) ;)

Side Note: (Oh, found out that a fellow comedy improver has the "stalking" skills and capabilities of a CIA agent.) I won't name names but I'll give you a clue. Name rhymes with "SMART". Great improv show by the DCICSC's last night!

And I'm off to work.